Introducing the candle that's as unapologetic as your favorite cousin at a family reunion – the "Smells Like You're Last Shag" Anti-Social Gift Message Candle! 🕯️🙊
Hey there, candle connoisseurs and mischief makers! Tired of those overly sweet, flowery candles that fill your home with false promises and unrealistic expectations?
Well, it's time to break free from the norm and embrace the brutally honest essence of life with our audaciously named masterpiece.
Picture this: you light up the "Smells Like You're Last Shag" candle, and suddenly your space transforms into an honest haven of memories – complete with all the awkwardness, mishaps, and giggles that made your last romantic rendezvous oh-so-memorable.
But don't worry, we've bottled up the experience without the cringe-worthy moments. 🕯️ Luxurious Looks: Housed in a 9 oz. clear vessel, this candle is your new décor darling. With its 3x2 white label, it screams elegance – well, as elegant as a candle named after your last shag can be! 🔥
Long-Lasting Hilarity: This isn't just any candle; it's your partner in crime for 50-60 hours of burn time! That's a lot of time to remember – or forget – your "adventures." 🌿 No Regrets: Crafted with a 100% cotton wick and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates, this candle is the clean, non-toxic break you've been longing for.
It's the only lasting memory you'll want to keep from that fateful night. Perfect for gifting to your ride-or-die friends who know that life's best moments come with their fair share of hilariously cringe-worthy stories.
Whether it's a bachelorette party, housewarming, or just a good ol' laugh, our "Smells Like You're Last Shag" candle guarantees the giggles will light up the room – almost as much as the candle itself. So, why settle for generic candles that claim to capture the essence of love?
Grab the candle that captures the essence of real, unfiltered life – one honest burn at a time. Embrace the humor, embrace the memories, and most importantly, embrace the scent that says, "Yeah, we've all been there." Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, nostalgia, and the urge to text your ex.
Purchase at your own risk, and let the unapologetic aroma take you down memory lane – without actually having to relive it! 🕯️🚫😂
More Details: 9 oz. clear vessel with 7.5 oz. wax fill3x2 White Label with with a semi-gloss finish and square cornersAverage burn time 50-60 hours100% cotton wickNon-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens synthetic dyes, or phthalates